Teaching #23:
"You're welcome" - The Pizza Man
Teaching #09:
The Pizza Man never ever makes mistakes and knows how to properly send emails now.
Teaching #19
All foods besides Pizza Time Pizza Pizza are poison and will give you super aids. You must eat Pizza Time Pizza Pizza every day for every...
Teaching #18
All forms of currency will soon crash. You must trade in all of your money for Pizza Dollars, the currency of the future.
Teaching #17
Time isn't real. Destroy any and all clocks in your home.
Teaching #01
The Pizza Man knows everything and is never wrong.
